The Wee White Playhouse

Honestly, this place is a gem for anyone with toddlers in the Johnstone area. The decor is genuinely lovely — not just slapped-together soft play stuff, proper thought has gone into it — and the dress-up section keeps the little ones busy long enough for you to actually finish a hot drink. Food’s decent too, which isn’t something you can say about every soft play café. It’s got a cosy, relaxed feel that makes it work just as well for a quiet Tuesday morning as it does for a birthday outing.