Clown Around Play Centre Ltd

If you’re local to Portarlington and need somewhere to burn off kids’ energy on a rainy afternoon, this is probably your first call. The slides keep the under-12s occupied while parents actually get to sit down and breathe in the café — which, honestly, is the dream. Staff are sound and the place is kept genuinely clean, not just “tidied before the photos” clean. Parking is handy too, which matters more than people admit when you’ve got a toddler and a bag full of stuff to haul in.