Kids Club House

If you’ve got a 4 or 5 year old with a birthday coming up, this place is genuinely worth knowing about. The staff — Micha, Lola, and Alice get mentioned by name in basically every review — are the kind of people who actually get down to the kids’ level and keep everything moving without you having to lift a finger. They do themed parties including Bluey, which let’s be honest is going to make you an absolute hero with the little ones right now. There’s a climbing structure to keep the energy up, plus disco sessions that somehow manage to be chaotic in exactly the right way. Leeds is full of party venues that stress you out more than the kids — this one doesn’t.